Shit this is a hard one.

There should be a Kanye version.

When he gave his replica to the German fan, it warmed my heart he's so awesome!

Don't make fun of people for things they can't change.

"Jimmy what did I tell you about playing with humans?"

That's actually a nice story, but the feels! ;(

So it's "nants ingonyama"? Everyone thinks it's "Naaa sapenya" or something.

Stuff you real world. I'm not waking up. For all I know there may be no such thing as internet in the real world. I'm not going to take that risk.

I can't stop laughing at this

Game logic is the best logic.

I want a puggle wuggle

I was scrolling so slow, preparing for a scare at the bottom.

I actually thought this was a picture from a movie or something.

I did not fucking need to see that.

This fucked me up.

It says "though" instead of "thought"

Haha, he's so casual about it "Yeah, my son is some famous actor. No biggie."

Bless those good friends

There are worse things to step on than a Lego

Exactly! Saying "you're so skinny!" to a thin person is like saying "you're so fat!" to an overweight person. It's rude to call people fat, but not rude to call people skinny? Please.

I like that coke can. That is a nice coke can.

*kanye pushes kim off boat*