Wtf I can't even do this with pencil

I AM NOW
AWW

How did nobody think of the transparent hole puncher before

Just got up to go smell my cat's head

Ahh it's so relaxing

*goes to party*
"hey man where's your dog?"
"Uh, I don't have one..."
"...gtg thanks for having me bye"

Awkward

Yesterday I was walking with my 1000000 kilo bag on my back and this teacher goes "stand up straight." Yeah well maybe if you guys didn't make us bring so much shit to and from school then maybe I could stand straight.

*plays my music on the speakers*
Everyone: what the fuck is this

We...we don't talk about the dinosaur thing

My heart...

It kind of depends on what you're trying to get them to do, it might be something good or bad

We need more comics based on tumblr posts

My parents knock and bust in before I even have the chance to say "yes come in"

As a premature Christmas decorator, I'm very offended

That would actually be an awesome song to play as a band

Damn I miss moon shoes

I don't watch anime but DAMN isn't the animation just absolutely wonderful???

That guy knows his priorities

Thanks for dogeing, doge

Siriuslyscrewedup, stay innocent my friend.

New name: Danisonfire

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

I can just imagine accidentally stepping on the edge of the step, and the draw opening and me falling over.