I'm just too lazy

Wow, I can't believe I just read all that

Muhahahaha

^ evil XD

I pronounce it like "Gift" without the T

^ yup

I hate angry birds! I actually play COD, Mario Kart, Mario Party 8, and MANY others.
Ps. I'm single :(

I say that... Just so I convince my mom to let me stay home ;) it works!

She has always been sitting in the same seat first, then Derp says "Hey why do you always sit next to me in class?"
But Derp always sits next to the girl.

Seems legit

#cutforbieber...gonewrong

Loooool

Money
Money
Money
Monayyy!

*BOOM* Did you hear that? That was the sound of the guy above me blowing my mind.

Funsubstance is turning into Tumblr O.o

Anyone else noticed the figure on the sidewalk right away?

My life. Minus the dad. :(

^ Woah dude, you took that a little too serious

Imagine if it was just a fake/temporary tattoo :/ Netflix would feel stupid

I was wondering why X wasn't there... then I looked closer... (skipping x)

I love being Canadian! :)

As a Canadian, I just sit back, relax, and watch the 'Muricans slowly taking over... (They must be slow since they're getting some junk up in the trunk) I'm not racist or an asshole, I'm just speaking the truth

Shake, shake, shake,
SHAKE YOUR BOOTY

I just showed my grandpa this, he laughed so hard his dentures almost came out of his mouth.