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Great t*ts 4 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Beat me to it -_-
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Mcf*ckthat 5 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
That food looks so much better than mcnuggets, though!
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Téstìclès 19 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
This one just looks like Edward Scissorhands got to 3rd base
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They no longer exist 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
But sarcasm is all I have going for me... :C
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All the james bond actors combined 7 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Steve Carrell?
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This week in science (9/22/13) 9 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
I wish they'd post links to articles expounding each of these discoveries. I really want to learn more, specifically about imagination and the black hole
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Daft Punk may be immortal 24 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
"I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either."
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Somebody get pixar on this now! 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
I almost didn't want to thumbs-up this because it already had 1776.... 'murica...
(also, the kid's paper is really creative and awesome too)
Mental boundaries 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
they spelled "chairs" wrong
High school 25 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
yes, I assume that's what happens to not-antisocial people (since it's certainly not happening to über-introverts). Join drama. get to know drama chicks. intimately.
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High school 25 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
join a drama class. Find the super-nice drama geeks. make internet-related friends. become popular. do a performance thingy. have all the sex.
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High school 25 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
or maybe it just goes downhill from here
English'd 23 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
millionth [mil-yuhnth] /ˈmɪlyənθ/
month [muhnth] /mʌnθ/
...note the last two characters in the IPA. Same pronunciation.
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Horcruxes 14 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
O -things that are okay
' -this post
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A starship for ants 5 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
read it in Zoolander's voice, with Kirk's emphasis. majestical.
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Exfoliate, exfoliate! 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
It's a dalek.
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We're a culture not a costume 15 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
ahhh the Dalek and ninja ones got me!! XD
Faster internet 5 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Anyone else notice on the FG panel, the "stem cell" part on the door was *conveniently* obscured..
More of Tumblr 13 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
"i think we all need a hug"
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You only realize this now 25 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
How does it feel, gentlemen, knowing that your right hand will never feel your right elbow?
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Some villains you can't hate 35 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Nah, bane was an ass. Whom they're missing is Boba Fett
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Nice pickup line 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
* sound of panties hitting floor*
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S*xy presidents 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Guest, that's a fairly complex question to ask of this citizen of subpar intellectual ability. A much better question by which to easily gauge xllosxurus11's general reasoning and common sense would be as follows: In the past 72 hours, how many were spent watching Fox News? (I hypothesize that it's 71)
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English'd 23 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
yes it does. rhyming only concerns the last syllable, unless I'm greatly mistaken
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Every. F*cking. Song. 48 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.... dear god howw
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