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Good question 10 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
exactly. So it would look like a chair. You'd sit in it the other way around, with your chest leaning on the "back" of the chair. Or if you didn't want to lean on anything, it would look like a stool.
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Slice of meteorite 7 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
I want this because of reasons.
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Damn Midgets 1 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
midgets' skulls and brains are normal-sized...
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best harry potter van made music video ever 16 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
AHHHHH CANNOT LIKE ENOUGH. got freakin goosebumps!
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How you know your family loves you 16 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Your family clearly doesn't love you if you had to wait 19 years to get all of them.
An unexpected angry lil fella 20 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
"John. John put that down before I shoot it off and put it in the fridge next to the head."
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Pop art make up for halloween 9 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
my friend did this
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Myths About Pitbulls 34 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
"dog experts do not consider pitbulls any breed."
Well damn, I guess they're aliens.
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Smart kid 10 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
1000th like! Surely this is a sign that this gif is predicting my near future! XD
Teach your children about tax 2 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
My dad did this whenever my sister or I had a dessert. He called it, "daddy tax."
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No...No 26 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
0 things that are okay
' this post
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Because you see it done wrong in movies so often 19 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Don't pull it out. Then, you have a knife and they don't >:)
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Free electricity - Tesla 3 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Yeah, with the logic that it would scare the shit out of everyone so there'd be no more wars. Flawed logic, anyway. But that was in his later years, when he started going batshit insane and talking to pigeons.
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How to win a fight 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
First post to actually make me laugh out loud today. Unfortunately, I still have the flu, so this post really just sent me into a fit of hacking coughs and nearly killed me.
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B*sty girl problems 24 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
In the second one, notice how orange-hoodie-dude's arm is on the armrest at first... but then it's not...
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It cheered me up! 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Yeah that's incredibly depressing
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Hermione...Yes please 28 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
downloading this. just look at it when in a bad mood.
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So if Hillary Clinton wins in 2016 17 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Augh good sir guest, you have beat me to it!
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Shopping at Forever 21 12 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Walk slowly to the wall. Don't get trapped by a rack of seemingly-unisex sweaters. Breath slowly and deeply; they try to discombobulate their prey with loud, obnoxious music.
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Now, place your left hand against the wall, and walk slowly forward. Keep that hand touching the wall so you can't be outmaneuvered, while keeping your right hand out in front of you so that you don't walk into anything (keep this right hand in a fist so that you can't accidentally grab onto a piece of clothing).
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Make your way around the periphery of the store in this manner. You should eventually reach a tiny, decrepit corner with what appears to be a hobo's "lazy day" clothing. This is called the "Men's Section" of Forever 21. After observing the pitiful, overpriced, unattractive options it provides, quickly exit the store.
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Give this woman a cookie! 24 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Feminism IS basic human rights. All people are equal. If the goal of your "feminism" is anything OTHER than to be 100% equal in ALL aspects of society, you misunderstand the purpose of the movement.
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Why can't it be healthy? 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
There are food stands off the highway that have fresh produce from local farms. As in, the farms are literally right next to the stand, next to the highway.
Why can't it be healthy? 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Somebody's clearly never had good "healthy" food. I can buy 10 avocados for $1.
No preservatives. No wasteful, non-biodegradable packaging.
...One might even say it's an...
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The president's reaction to the recent events 11 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Come on guys, this fake is OLD. Here's where it's all broken down: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/kickdoor.asp
They show you where the video is cut to an actor as he walks past the flag
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Hotdogs or legs? 22 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
righhht. "hot dog"