I feel like my parents really understand me 2 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
Saw this card recently in hallmark. Took two similar pictures and sent them to my girlfriend.
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Off to fail an exam because I stayed up all night on FS instead of studying 14 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
It was definitely a powerful scene. One of my favorites from any movie. ever.
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Just some stuff to read 7 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
For #15... I don't think the engineers at Purdue originally made that with Tootsie Pops in mind...
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Said no man ever 30 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
^^^ of course, if they have nice smooth nails. But nail polish can:
a) be an interesting way to paint oneself and express creativity
b) cover up nails that are, for whatever reason, unattractive
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a) be an interesting way to paint oneself and express creativity
b) cover up nails that are, for whatever reason, unattractive
I knew these a little too well 62 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
it made me the same way. Except by "it," I mean a loving relationship with my parents, not child abuse.
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metaphor for religions 19 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
Hey guys, let's look at it from Guest's point of view. I'm sure we can extend his logic to both sides of the discussion...
ATHEISM: when you look around, you can see you're locked in an empty room. you only have what you make of it.
RELIGION: when you look around, you can only see rainbows and sunshine and a daddy-figure handing you everything. what you CAN'T see is that beyond your happy hallucination, you're still locked in an empty room. but hey, at least your walls are nice and padded.
ATHEISM: when you look around, you can see you're locked in an empty room. you only have what you make of it.
RELIGION: when you look around, you can only see rainbows and sunshine and a daddy-figure handing you everything. what you CAN'T see is that beyond your happy hallucination, you're still locked in an empty room. but hey, at least your walls are nice and padded.
Mcfeels 37 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
"I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you."
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Scarlett Johansson Wink 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
David Tennant did it better.
Need proof? http://i.imgur.com/2x09vdS.jpg
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Need proof? http://i.imgur.com/2x09vdS.jpg
Saw something about being short.... 9 comments
metaphor for religions 19 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
And then there's the one kid. He never showed up. In fact, he never even went to the school. He was outside, wandering around, observing. He saw things and they made sense, so he started writing his own books. And instead of making kids go learn his books at a young age, he left his books lying around. Anyone could pick one up, read it, and if they liked it, even keep it.
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gingers 48 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
THAT. CONAN. THING. god that thing he always does now I'm cracking up at my computer
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The solution to good grades 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
It rewards the people who don't take it seriously, but because they have rich parents or are naturally good at academic-type work, they get through. On the other hand, you have tons of bright kids who weren't raised in the most nurturing of environments, but they're scared to go to college because if anything happens and they can't make it, their family will become buried in a mountain of debt they can never pay. Honestly, how is this so difficult for you to grasp?
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Glad I'm not the only one 24 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
FIRST OF ALL
The dude can sing. And the beat's catchy. You gotta give them that.
They made the video to advertise their talkshow in Norway. It was an outrageous joke because they were acquainted with the people who made professional music videos for Beyonce and others.
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The dude can sing. And the beat's catchy. You gotta give them that.
They made the video to advertise their talkshow in Norway. It was an outrageous joke because they were acquainted with the people who made professional music videos for Beyonce and others.
Every word in the dictionary 12 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
That's because they aren't words. I see you've met Edmund Blackadder.
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A very unfortunate situation 18 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
icky story aside... this person's url is NOT OKAY. that is so low I can't even
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Dont press the b*tton 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
I like me too. We should start a fan club. I call dibs on president.
Dont press the b*tton 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
"how am I gonna react when I see this? A great, big, threatening button. A great, big, threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right? ... I don't know when to stop. So if I see a great, big, threatening button which should never ever ever be pressed, then I just want to do this." [presses button]
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Reality TV 5 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
In my head, I read these voices as Jabba the Hutt and Vizzini (Princess Bride), respectively
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The solution to good grades 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld
· 11 years ago
Tell me you're joking. Society goes broke from too many people getting free education, the only people with degrees are complete douchebags, and thousands of kids with potential were scared away from pursuing a college career.
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