The microwave won my upthumb

The ninja race is, as always, too awesome to be seen.

"Ah, such a nice bed-- hey Mr. Mitten's whatcha doing? Aw, you playing with the big red button? That's so-- *bzzzzzzzzzz* MR MITTENS STOP OH GOD STOP PRESSING THE BUTTON NO MITTENS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----" *squish*

Don't be naive. This sweater icelandic sheep wool. Similar to that of a peruvian alpaca, but with a distinct tensile strength. No stains or patches -- indicative that the owner is fairly well-off and can afford new clothing.
Excessive wrinkling on the forearms shows it is often worn with the sleeves pushed up. Worn as a fashion statement, then, not out of necessity for cold weather. Fibers carry microscopic pollen from hundreds of locations around Europe; the owner obviously traveled a lot.
There's a hair on the shoulder: medium length (male), loose curl, originally ginger but dyed a very dark brown.
This sweater clearly belongs to actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

additional things not needed:
•all the force of a great typhoon, apparently

Is this from the Ministry of Silly Walks?

Upthumbing for Blackadder the Third

Create your own luck *flips Harvey Dent's one-sided coin and winks*

That's scary as fuck. Solution: never become emotionally attached to anyone ever.

Nah, people actually know who Jaden is. I'd say he's Youtube. Trey can be Google+

love the superwholock url

This had 666 upthumbs and it killed me to upthumb again.
...luckily, killing me doesn't do much because Lucifer Prince of Darkness already owns my soul