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That's correct 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
except one could argue that the arctic is missing because it's not landmass
a man out of time) 44 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
ezio what exactly do you mean "fictional character"
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Bennedict cumberbatch doppelgänger 23 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
where's the doppelgänger these are just 10 pictures of ben
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When I have the mouse sensitivity on highest in a FPS game 17 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
*sees afro* Hey that's Tom Baker oh hey he's also wearing his scarf too.
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Even your grandma did the thing at one time. 14 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
no we can't
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My roommate 13 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Is your dorm room a prison cell
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something to think about 21 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Okay, it's pretty graffiti, but can we please stop romanticizing suicide? There's nothing good about it. It's horrible that anyone would think that the only way out is to take their own life. Your life is precious, and it is all you have.
"I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing." -Agatha Cristie
Only 70s kids will understand 33 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Eric got the best deal, though. Is it just me or does he look like a skinnier RDJ?
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Oh 4chan 4 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
"Buy a hooker."
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Let's play uno 19 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
^^^same. And hey, my girlfriend has A-cups. And I'll be damned if they aren't still the most fun things in the world.
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Broke the english language 10 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Buffalo (adj.) = from Buffalo, New York
buffalo (adj.) = a spicy meat flavoring
buffalo (n.) = a big woolly animal thing
buffalo (vb.) = to bully/intimidate
So it's essentially saying...
"Spicy New York animals [that] spicy New York animals bully [also] bully spicy New York animals [that] spicy new york animals bully."
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Squares 4 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
STOP
Well played. 7 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Bang! Rose Tyler Martha Jones Donna Noble TARDIS! Shamble bobble dibble dooble. Oh Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes I am! Thank you.
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It's called Rolling shutter effect 10 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Someone went pretty deep into flappy bird 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
please shut up. you can literally make a life metaphor out of anything. ANYTHING. (I realized this when I was stumped on college app essays and decided to write a short essay on how trimming your toenails is a metaphor for life. ...i deleted that and wrote a real essay, mind you)
Deathray activated 9 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
we should kill them all on sight
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Fitness information more people should be aware of 7 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
muscle tears (tons of tiny ones, mind you. big ones are serious problems and completely different) are what cause muscle soreness. Basically, you work out, you push your muscle to its limit, and it gets lots of little tears as the muscle is stretched out. As it heals and regrows, (to my understanding) it fills in the spaces of all the little tears to make your muscles bigger and thicker
Cleaning ducks 16 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
I am so sorry. I am so so sorry.
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Sike 26 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
^^^I love Ledger's Joker to death and back, but I wouldn't say he's the ONE villain to do that *ahem*moriarty*ahem*master*ahem*
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I did this 71 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Apropos of the psychological aspect, I think that kids simply get bored. We have two options at which to look: the landscape through the window or the interior of the car, and we are more interested by the landscape going by because it is dynamic. We transpose imaginary entities to keep us entertained, but to remain in our field of vision, the entities must move as fast as the vehicle. Many imaginary entities are people, so it makes sense that our imaginary friends run along beside us.
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I did this 71 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Mine didn't have specific rules, more like he was always doing badass flips and spins at ridiculous speeds as he leapt from place to place
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Cleaning ducks 16 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Do you ever wash off an apple (or maybe more accurately a handful of strawberries) before you eat it and then you just cup it and give it a quick once-over with a handtowel so it's pretty much dry? Yeah it's basically that.
(this is how I eat fruit. I don't know if you guys do this too, but it's the best metaphor I could figure out on short notice)
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The sad truth of our world right now 13 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
...saying "if you don't mind" was rhetorical.
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The sad truth of our world right now 13 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
great comic. It should be redone with the first panel at the end instead. I'm going to do that and repost it, if you all don't mind.
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YES YES YES TOM HIDDLESTON YES YES YES 127 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
I think the catch is that you're only allowed to have A child with them. As in ONE. The catch is devious: they will only sex you once.
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