Not to mention the white and gooey part of it...

To be fair, trilbies are a subset of fedora. It's kind of an "all squares are rectangles" thing

Many Somalian would say the exact same thing about food.

I think this is how Bill Nye must feel constantly

"pretty accurate"? Seems like a pretty flawed analogy, actually. If the man lets go, the woman will be shot. If the woman lets go, the man will then have a bow and arrow, which he can use to then shoot the woman.

I fucking love you, Salamander. This made me laugh harder than I have all week. Absolutely beautiful!

That's the whole point of a boyfriend... all we need to eat is you ;P

I'm dying from that last one

STOP

this made me laugh much harder than it should have

that last one though

What the fuck can you get delivered that only costs $6.50???

"art student" aka "anyone who has ever heard of Salvador fucking Dali"

that was beautiful

As a parisian woman, that Napoleon-Dynamite-esque dude sitting all alone in the middle of the night isn't exactly what I'd consider "perfect for me"

Now imagine one of the panes of glass were taken out

If you call me "bae," yeah, I'm definitely cheating on you

My self esteem is praying most of these are made up and would never actually happen to a real human being

...why did they have all of those objects already -_-

Bummer that it's a repost, bummer that it's a rip-off... but the original still shows through and goddammit it's too early for these feels!!! QnQ