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I prefer villains 23 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
You say that as if entertainment is not a legitimate purpose for villainy.
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The loneliest coke 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
You don't know how happy it makes me that there was a Supernatural reference before a Family Guy one
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Men AND women should keep this in mind 11 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
Go for the direct approach. I've had success just by telling her, "hey. You're cute and single. I'm cute and single. Let's talk."
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shots fired 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
Excellent logic. That means they are also clearly superior surgeons, engineers, and hunters.
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How you're supposed to wear suits 11 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
Even if you think you can move fine without discomfort with the motto button done too, DON'T. I'm just an 18yo guy but if I see someone with the bottom button done, my first thought is, "this guy doesn't know what he's doing." Basically, it makes you instantly lose credibility with just about anyone who you probably want to impress.
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Every goddamn time 7 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
Maybe you shouldn't hold babies if it makes you that emotional, then.
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How you're supposed to wear suits 11 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
you leave the bottom button of anything (including vests) undone because it allows you to move/sit without it riding up.
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History of Battles 14 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
Um I dunno whose history this is illustrating but it sure as hell ain't the entire planet... Pretty sure the rest of the world hasn't lived in peace and harmony forever
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I'm Blue and Purple 31 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
And here I thought I'd be the only one!
*splashes holy water in your face (just to be safe) then gives you a big hug*
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Smooth as b*tter 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
Slice his dick off with a lightsaber!
Communism from space 4 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
It's not my fault communism is a terrible idea in practical application. But this picture doesn't show the effects of communism; it shows the effects of a totalitarian dictatorship, and there is a major difference.
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Wisdom from fargo 11 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
*snickers while imagining Malvo as one of the Marvel Avengers*
How about "Thanks." 11 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
I lifeguard at a pool, and it was about 9 at night when I'm sitting high up in the guardchair and this girl, maybe a few years younger than me, walks up and goes, "hi."
I say, "hi," and wait expectantly for the stupidly obvious questions patrons always ask, like what the temperature is or when the pool closes.
Instead, she looks up at me and says, "you're really hot," and walks away.
...about five minutes later, me: "um...thanks...?"
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Communism from space 4 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
It's spelled "totalitarian dictatorship" you ignorant fuck
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Wisdom from fargo 11 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
Take it down a notch there Lester
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Working on a report and finally put two and two together 4 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
It's not a contraction. "Hypothetical" is the adj for "hypoTHESIS" (as guest already explained). A hypothesis is just a thesis with the prefix "hypo" (meaning lesser). It's an inferior (or to be technical, undeveloped) thesis.
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Feminism confuses me sometimes 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
Yeah. I heard am anecdote about someone who went to a developing nation and all the people there were confused with developed nations' men's fascination with breasts. Over there, only babies care about breasts (i.e. food), so they viewed men fascinated with breasts kinda like babies.
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Feminism confuses me sometimes 6 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
It's called desexualizing breasts. Male and female breasts are biologically identical. Both sexes have mammary glands and are capable of lactation (there's a culture in Africa in which the fathers trade off breast-feeding the babies with the mothers)
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Truly valuable chart 14 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
I try to write. Does that count? While I was lifeguarding a few weeks ago I basically wrote a 4-chapter novelette in my head, but now I've actually put down 3 chapters on paper and I know exactly what I need for the 4th (the most interesting one) but I'm too lazy to just finish it XD
New favorite flavor of pie 24 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
I can hear it. Can anyone else hear it?
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Hanging on for dear life! 5 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 9 years ago
"brother, help me!"
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