Three Kingdoms for the win!!

That second one is pure gold.

I'm pretty sure the second picture is Tila Tequila

I will never not upvote this.

I wish that I could thumbs up this post at least 17×, instead of just once.

This is the greatest thing ever.

Yes it does.

That grammar though

Harry Potter and Nick Fury?

That's...kinda dumb.

Tell that to the gorilla that was killed a few months ago in this exact same scenario.

You wanna throw up? Cuz that's how you throw up.

Guan Yu?

What font is this?? I want it.

I wrote a book like this

Don't feel bad, Papa John's won't even deliver to us during the day.

Because of decomposition. Duh.

I feel like this accurately portrays me. Thank you.