Hesston97

hesston97


Where will you be, when the world ends?

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She's A Real African American Because She Was Born There 17 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Exactly!! Why do we call them African Americans when they aren't from Africa?! Ya that's were their ancestors are from but not them! If they were born here let's just call them Americans!! I don't call myself Austrian American!!
The only way to end racism is to stop talking about it!! Yeah!! I'm looking at you Al!!!!
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Emma Watson signing autographs vs Jennifer Lawrence signing autographs 26 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Emma Lawrence and Jennifer watson
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The logic is there 5 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Yea probay was
Mountain goat 5 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Dat mineral
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Mountain goat 5 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
I once went on Omegle and my name was "Goat climbing a wall at almost 90degrees" or something like that and I met someone else with almost the same name and we talked in Goat language for like half an hour. It was great. They even proposed. It was a match made in goat heaven. If you're out there. Please. Baaaa
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Trying to avoid an old crush but it doesn't work 3 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Where is Leonidas' head?
We're ganna need a bigger fence 7 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
No. But we all know who were all referring to.
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We're ganna need a bigger fence 7 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Yea but ya know what?
I bet he did it legally...
Bus full of 12 yr olds: ooooooooooooo
Jesus helps recovering alcoholics out of recovery 7 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Dude. Ya think we give a crap? We're hear to laugh. At any and all things. Not to bow down to the cries of an offended toddler who can't take a joke. If we did that the whole world would be silent. You mewling quim!
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Blue Tim Tams 306 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Black Jehovah's Witness....
Eye contact level 23 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Y'ALL!!! Who is that fiine specimen?!?! I'm writing a research paper on uhh... Fashion. Yea that's it...fashion
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Jesus helps recovering alcoholics out of recovery 7 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Just so ya know...it was non-alcoholic wine... Just so ya know...
Blue Tim Tams 306 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Grey little debbie
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Can you do this 22 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Aaaaaaannd now I can't feel my fingers...
I often wonder 8 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Do funsubsters know that they posted the wrong picture, or do they just post it and be like "what the fuck am I doing?"
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If I somehow get a portal gun I am gonna do this 16 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
I'd blow myself...
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I can only dream of being half as cool as this 5 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Don't get me wrong, I love jurassic park! But fuckin tamed velociraptors?!?! Dufuq?!
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Every time I look at this picture 6 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
I just now noticed that five o'clock shadow...
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The new Canadian passport is a party in disguise 8 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Our whole country is a fucking theme park... Sorry eh
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is that patrick? 4 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
NO, THIS IS THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!!
wut?
Puberty strikes again 10 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
He has like a creppy rapist mugshot face in both. But Damn look at that beard!
How to mentally scar your enemies 12 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Oh...oh yea?! Ya know who Else stinks?! MY MOM!!!!!
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Multiplayer 8 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied player in the group
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