Works better if you think of starting a chainsaw

For what, being the smartest man in the room? Lol

Pretty sure it was done because the states gas mains and electrical grid were getting overloaded and everybody was being asked to turn the heat down before the utilities straight up failed. Dick move right, wear some winter gear in the house or everything gets shut off and you die.

and covered in slime, wtf makes dads wanna be in on that horror show? my ass would be in the lobby perusing the internets until an hour after the birth

My experience says your not the weird guy if they find you attractive. If you're attractive and staring but not with appreciation them you're also weird. Basically you're weird if you look at a girl for longer than two seconds and she doesn't want you to

I hope this fuckwad loses his job when there's nothing else out there and his skillset is obsolete so he can understand "poor"

I mean.... it's ON the poster, right there