Personally I enjoy supporting a lackluster joy killer that is always there to spend money and need help.

Fuck off, is this legit?

Unless you're Cambodian I guess

I'm a 40 year old man, I watch porn daily and have since I was 16. I'm pretty sure I haven't seen 15 terabytes of porn in total. What in the actual fuck.

Alzheimers is a bitch. Those are movies, you left the CD's at home.

The fuck is criss cross applesauce?

No homo - Judas

Fight with the weapon you're most familiar with

Where are your thumbs?

Why's the deadbolt on the outside?

I believe it's called a "relationship"

Sound like it too

How big a hoe was his girl?

Fucking TV turned itself on at 0200, cleared the house room by room with the shotgun before going to back to bed

So dude got arrested because the store employees are morons?

Ya, if you're writing this, I'm betting you weren't paying attention and have no idea how long you actually sat there. I've 100% been flipped off for honking after 3 seconds while the person I'm front of me stared into their lap.....

So? That's literally the same distance as a flight from NYC to LA

VP of cleanliness?

"Dressed up"

It's mounted to a 2x6....

I thought cosplay required costumes?

This will resurface when that guy gets into politics thus ending his career