...and it fell down the minute someone leaned against a support beam.

At some point, someone is going to develop a backtracking software that will hunt these f**kers down so the rest of us can deliver a monstrous beat-down upon them.

Become a priest.

I invented this phrase almost a dozen years ago. It's kinda cool to see it finally ned up here on FS. :)

And all these comments make it clear that their women are mine for the wooing.

The kid should be beaming - that is one expensive car.

liquid nitrogen for that burn - STAT!

It made it away from the other water, not needing their approval. You're still here. Who's smarter, plonker?

Why do you notice this and take a picture? Why do you notice this and take a picture every day? Why are they pinned up on the ceiling of your bedroom?

Doing whippets with the cat. #Justguythings.

When the moral of the story is that you don't know dick, judging from the comments here.

Her name is Illinois?

You know the dude with Minnie would bang her in costume.

Am I the only person who saw this and thought, 'hey, bonus apartment at no additional cost!'

He knew what he was getting into.

Call me Ishmael...