Thomas Gets Derailed 15 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Yeah, but it was a dim light anyway...
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Can't argue with that 5 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Better way to answer this:
Okay, then note "If Saleen is traveling in a car with 50km/h on a road of 300 km, how much time will it take to arrive?"
"6 hours, and your girl is m-"
"Is that before the bomb I place on your car goes off, or after?"
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Okay, then note "If Saleen is traveling in a car with 50km/h on a road of 300 km, how much time will it take to arrive?"
"6 hours, and your girl is m-"
"Is that before the bomb I place on your car goes off, or after?"
Miss Idaho, bizarre potato photoshoot, 1935 18 comments
Miss Idaho, bizarre potato photoshoot, 1935 18 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Right. Maybe the other account features better spelling and a wee bit more honesty. :)
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Miss Idaho, bizarre potato photoshoot, 1935 18 comments
Miss Idaho, bizarre potato photoshoot, 1935 18 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
So, assuming that this woman was maybe 18 at the time, you are fapping to a 100+ year old woman. There are websites for you to visit, you sick little man.
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Principal called students to yell at them about dirty dancing. They take it VERY seriously 10 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
I wish I had been cool enough to think of this in high school. Those students are EPIC.
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Seems accurate..... 32 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Both. I know a lot of Latin guys who look pretty damn fine at 50-60...and I am straight.
Men of culture I see 32 comments
Men of culture I see 32 comments
My spirit animal 8 comments
Women tennis is a popular male sports 9 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Oh, you aren't really interested in the sport. You just want porn in real life.
You are doing it wrong, knucklehead.
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You are doing it wrong, knucklehead.
It was. It really, really was. 13 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Ahhh, I just love Star Wars. I like the way that they handle the Cylons' humanity issues with Mr. Spock.
Beauty comes first 11 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Dressed by programmer boys. Who live in the basement jacking it to Dolly Parton
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Because that will definitely help to blend in with the natives of the time period...
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
Right, which is why time travel is probably going to be disastrous, once it is/has been invented. Our germs will kill them and their germs will kill us.
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy
· 7 years ago
When they came back, the internet emoji was born. Unfortunately, the world had to wait hundreds of years until electiricity, computers and the internet were invented for us to enjoy their discovery.
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