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Thomas Gets Derailed 15 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Yeah, but it was a dim light anyway...
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Oh well 4 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Jesus, call the fire department.
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Oh well 4 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
...but not by much.
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Can't argue with that 5 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Better way to answer this:
Okay, then note "If Saleen is traveling in a car with 50km/h on a road of 300 km, how much time will it take to arrive?"
"6 hours, and your girl is m-"
"Is that before the bomb I place on your car goes off, or after?"
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I am the techer !! 5 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Well, if the teacher says so....wait a minute...
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Miss Idaho, bizarre potato photoshoot, 1935 18 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Well, that's disappointing... :)
Miss Idaho, bizarre potato photoshoot, 1935 18 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Right. Maybe the other account features better spelling and a wee bit more honesty. :)
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New world record 17 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
hahahahaha
Miss Idaho, bizarre potato photoshoot, 1935 18 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Dick-shaped potato at 10 o' clock...
Miss Idaho, bizarre potato photoshoot, 1935 18 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
So, assuming that this woman was maybe 18 at the time, you are fapping to a 100+ year old woman. There are websites for you to visit, you sick little man.
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See, deer? 1 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
This is cool. Where would I find something like that?
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Principal called students to yell at them about dirty dancing. They take it VERY seriously 10 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
I wish I had been cool enough to think of this in high school. Those students are EPIC.
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Seems accurate..... 32 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Both. I know a lot of Latin guys who look pretty damn fine at 50-60...and I am straight.
Men of culture I see 32 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
So, pseudo pedo-bestiality is cool with you? Fuck that noise.
Men of culture I see 32 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
That theater is going to need a thorough cleaning afterwards.
My spirit animal 8 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
And this is why we test medicines on pigs - they are so much like humans.
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Women tennis is a popular male sports 9 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Oh, you aren't really interested in the sport. You just want porn in real life.
You are doing it wrong, knucklehead.
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Wtf teeth 7 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Never underestimate the power of sugar.
It was. It really, really was. 13 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Ahhh, I just love Star Wars. I like the way that they handle the Cylons' humanity issues with Mr. Spock.
It was. It really, really was. 13 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Was. He is an ex-human, now.
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Rest in peace 2 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Liquid nitrogen, stat!
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Beauty comes first 11 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Dressed by programmer boys. Who live in the basement jacking it to Dolly Parton
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Because that will definitely help to blend in with the natives of the time period...
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
Right, which is why time travel is probably going to be disastrous, once it is/has been invented. Our germs will kill them and their germs will kill us.
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 6 years ago
When they came back, the internet emoji was born. Unfortunately, the world had to wait hundreds of years until electiricity, computers and the internet were invented for us to enjoy their discovery.
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