HickoryNut97

hickorynut97


No I don't like Hickory Nuts. I earned the nickname after I rolled my ankle on one. At school they call me H Nut. You laugh but I'm serious.

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It's better to have condoms than to not have condoms, right? 24 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
Sex. The andwer is sex. Maybe not the right answer. But still the answer
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Like in American movies 32 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
Dear poster,
I feel it my civil duty as an American to let you know that, yes. Every American has a party like this for their birthday. The unrealistic part in the movies is that the cops actually show up, or parents ground children. Usually when there is a party like this, the cops bring the booze and weed and help us citizens deep fry our Freedom as we fly our bald eagles and yell loud profanity, the whole time shooting into the sky (or a neighboring nation). MERICAAAAAAAA F#CK YEAH!!
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Speed reading 31 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
*stands and begins slow clap*
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Dear people of the internet 6 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
I watch fox but yeah you're kinda right. Jon Stewart was a great news anchor. He will be missed
Dear people of the internet 6 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
We all say this, yet most of you would still pitch a fit if I posted a picture of the Confederate Flag. Just saying
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Just me in the kitchen 4 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
*bottle breaks* FREAKIN THANKS OBAMA
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How many of these guys do you know? 59 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
Yaaaaaaay! My name ain't up there!!!
Have you heard his story? 29 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
This kid was so smart, what if he could have cured cancer? But he took him self out to help what, ten people tops? In theory, If he had stuck around he could have helped the entire world.
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I would pay to see that 47 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
If they were arguing in Vegas, the winner would be clear. In Vegas, House always wins. *puts on sunglasses and CSI Miami theme begins and the sun explodes as I ride away on a two headed gay unicorn named Whorechester*
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Blue Tim Tams 306 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
Wait. What if you're not wearing underwear? Just sayin
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Blue Tim Tams 306 comments
hickorynut97 · 9 years ago
Grey pork loins. Wtf that's awesome
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