Number 14 has two phones 8(

Contact the devs, we need to make this official.

Yea, sure... but let's see:
The average cell phone bill per month is $71 so $71 x 3 months = @213.
But let's go with the 13% who pay $200 a month, so $600.
Facebook is free, but supposedly people spend about 8 hours a day on the computer, so if they got a job in that time and made an impressive $30 bucks an hour they would make $30 x 8 hours x 90 days = $21600.
You already got a job and have no internet, so you wouldn't be wasting time on the computer. We'll assume that in said job you never use the computer.
Now for the internet costs. Verizon FiOS at 75/75 mbps costs $135 a month, including television. Give them some time and they will jack that price up, so now it costs $200 a month, because Verizon does that. This now costs you another $600 for three months. You also rented a router, so add another $30.
This all adds up to $22,830, or .7% of 3 million. You wouldn't make 3 million if you worked 24 hours a day for three months at $100 an hour.

Where might one obtain a specimen of this likeness?

"I like my coffee like I like my women: black, bitter, preferably fair trade."
-Archer

It's called 7zip...

That's Spaceballs, right?

"I'm so stoned."

If only.

My math teacher lived his whole life in a wheelchair, and could beat anyone in the school in any competition for upper body strength. I guess when you move yourself around with your arms instead of your legs you get kinda strong...

What a pity it's not real...

Might I recommend the book "Dawn" by Elie Wiesel?

I use this every time

Stone is glowing: nuclear fallout

I just got back from a pool party an hour ago and this happened. It really sucks.

Pack your things, you are no longer my child.

Favorite number? 42.

I think we can learn a valuable comment from Calvin and Hobbes here on how that would work out: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/01/09#.U44Ou_nxpS4