Very, very single 6 comments
hitlerspinenipples
· 9 years ago
winter in coming. time to not shave forever and hibernate!
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The only sensible way to have sex: 6 comments
Childhood. 20 comments
hitlerspinenipples
· 9 years ago
i begged my mom to get me one. i used my manipulative techniques to get her to buy it. then i asked my friend for another one for my birthday. then i saved up to buy my very own. killed every single one of them. and that, my friends, is how i committed first-hand murder at age 7.
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Edited 9 years ago
I'll be waiting for when you get this 22 comments
NOOOOOOOO 22 comments
hitlerspinenipples
· 9 years ago
how funny would that be to set it loose into a classroom full of bored high school students?
student 1: KILL IT WITH FIRE.
student 2: omg don't kill it. it's a living creature how dare u.
student 3: AW HELLLLL NAW. HELL NAW. *exists room
student 4: *sets school on fire
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student 1: KILL IT WITH FIRE.
student 2: omg don't kill it. it's a living creature how dare u.
student 3: AW HELLLLL NAW. HELL NAW. *exists room
student 4: *sets school on fire
9:30 the night before my paper is due 11 comments
hitlerspinenipples
· 9 years ago
it's like the time spongebob had to write an essay and he wrote "the" really fancy and big so that it would take up the whole page and i relate so much to this i cri
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Me not being an American, Obama seems cool 28 comments
