why do i relate to this so much

my nose just stung from imagining it

jacob's chest looks like cleavage and that makes me feel a whole different level of uncomfortable

DARK HUMOR. DAAAARK

my life in a nutshell

use this breakup line: "ding ding ding!! what was that?? the elevator! bitch you aint on my level"

fairy princess giggle or heavy metal cackle. there is no in between

this is so heartwarming

geminiiiii

YOU IS RIGHT!!!

I think Kanye is doing an excellent job as an entertainer. IM ENETERTAINED! :D

my knitta my knitta... my knitta my knitta (my mafuckin knitta). GREAT NOW ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD JUST WITH THE WORD "KNITTA"

anxiety in one text post

at a swim meet, my friend was in event 6, heat 6, lane 6. all hell literally broke loose

OMFG. coma *snaps fingers AWAKENED

WHY WAS THAT NECESSARY

let's get illuniNAUGHTY ;)

let's not go CRAZY

oh helllllll yea

don't know what's worse... my username or that pic