hitlerspinenipples

hitlerspinenipples


for the keks and giggles

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Cinderella got all the sass 7 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
tru!
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New year new me 6 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
not with that attitude!!
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Demon=Lemon 11 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
oh my god look how happy the lemon is. it's like "thenk yoo foh summoning me. i is lemon"
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My procrastination skills increase when it comes to phone calls 4 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
2015 has compelled me to say "hello it's me" when i pick up the phone so therefore even more no
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Just want to share my favorite book 7 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
but people with small boobs can sleep on their front side and can do physical activity without feeling any pain!
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How many hair flip does it take to kill a bad guy? 11 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
only 1. hair fucking hurts
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He simply neiled it 4 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
it's a pun
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Any other reasons? 1 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
honesty is the best policy
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This duck thinks he's a flamingo. "When in Rome..." 7 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
when in rome... act like a flamingo
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Beat by dry 5 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
beat by dry. is this a masturbation joke
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ladies? 3 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
ohmygod
Best things to say during sex. Trust me, I'm an expert. 17 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
expecto petrotum is also very effective in reaching climax
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That mysterious smile 13 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
oh my god
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That mysterious smile 13 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
i lost my panties
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Give it a minute 12 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
get the fuck out
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I am the second one 21 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
fuck yea
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I am the second one 21 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
oh my god smooth af
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;) love me some biscuits 5 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
i was going to question ur username saying it's v creepy but then i realized what my username was
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People this morning 6 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
this morning? more like this afternoon
I'd do the same 8 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
o h my god
Dad jokes 2 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
me: *throws phone across room NO MORE OF THIS
dad: i haven't made a dad joke since last year calm down.
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Aliens on earth 22 comments
hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago
absolutely not
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