Yeah guys, watch out for the "pee pees". They're dangerous, don't you know

Um, why would you want to see that?

Yeah, it's not her fault that Trump is her father

Haha very funny. But no, I would never want to be president

He's run for two consecutive terms so he can't be re-elected for a third consecutive term

He is elected but mostly by uneducated people who live in poverty because he promises change. Just before election time he goes to the rural areas and does his rounds and then for four more years he does absolutely nothing.

His head also has a weird cleft

Hamsters are vicious little shits