But some how you still want to stare at it.

The green text is a troll. He's talking to the other guy like he knows him and the white text guy thinks it's his friend. So when the green text guy says bring over some friends the guy does but then the white text dude realizes that he wasn't talking to his friend.

Not even. Your comparing two completely different things, something on someone's body is a small area to search. A little girl or plane could be anywhere in the whole entire world, which is a huge ass search area.

Everything BUT a bully.. Oh yes my child you can go pick on other little kids to your hearts content it's not like it's gonna mess them up in the head or possibly ruin their life. So no it's not a hypocritical message it's a parent accepting their child for whatever they want to be but not letting their child ruin some other kids life by letting them bully that kid.

Oops yep that's right sorry about that.

A TV show called "just off the boat"

The last one is from "let's pretend this never happened"

He dumped out two water bottles used those to put the vodka in and then used the two remaining bottles to fill the vodka bottle with water.

Right me neither!!! I NEED THEM!

No he did. He's just know for being an asshole.

Yep my last name is knope but it's pronounced ka-nope.

Of course it's not something to joke about but this is the Internet and we joke about everything

It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

It's more like a really bleached blond. Pale blond.