DEUS VULT!

*Holds out hand and suddenly changes into fancy suit* I'll show you

Ok but how many ribs in the package per kilogram

If your beard isn't beard enough it's not long enough, if it's too long keep growing till you reach the gandalf beard but go no further, only then will you be fabulous again and a wizard. Also guys think the same about boobs as girls think about dicks apparently

I shall inform the guard.
MEN MAN THE GARRISONS THE FRENCH ARE TO ATTACK AT DAWN! FOR THE KING!!!

I mean I'm assuming she's just been a guy recently and is either on the road to or just started womenhood so some tips would be nice for her i guess

Dicks are ok if that's what you're into i guess, balls are annoying and painful a lot of the time (but I'd rather have them than not) and facial hair? Bitch I'm all hair and yes my beard is awesome (all beards are eventually)

No i could understand but is she even speaking English at that point?

Girls also have more nerve endings in their clit alone than a man has in his entire penis but then they also have their breast (which feel about 80% of the clitorus's sensation) and then still the nerves inside the vagina and then still the G spot and then still the extra sensitive nerves all over their bodies... all men got is a sponge tube that grows, how are you jealous again?

Shaggy was a stoner though, they all were but shaggy especially, why do you think he always had the munchies, was always paranoid and was always so mellow

Girls could probably do the same, they're naturally more flexible than men, Google it and maybe strategically remove a few ribs

Sorry didn't know how to spell it, thanks for the correction

*clawing eyes out*

Plot twists man

... um guys can't suck our own dicks, well you can if you get a few ribs removed

Troy was the villan

How are you at ballroom dancing?

*WHACK!!!*