You have the best life

Then how do ypu esplin dis, sorryp tooo much vodka

And after I'm going to play wonderwall

Idk why I'm talking to a mouse and a bottle of vodka, i must be drunker than i thought

Oh no that poor dragon, it's disabled, how can i help

I love how people seriously seem to believe that mushrooms are not a type of fungus XD, but seriously guys pick up a Wikipedia and read it, mushrooms are a mushrooms, or mooshreum if you're French, trust me i know things

Cause their parents are lit fam bro

No it's a mushroom, pick up a Wikipedia some time jeez guys!

No, no more EA games, they must know what they did

They removed loot boxes not microtransactions

"As he reached into the mother fucking fridge he realised hos mother fucking roomate forgot to fucking buy milk again, MOTHERFUCKER!, he exclaimed."

No it's a mushroom jeez