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... *nervously picks up potatoe*

(If you can't tell I'm joking do what you wish even if it is a bit strange, more power to you... i still hate pineapple in general and in my opinion, i believe pizza should be eaten with your hands out the box but you do you and let no one tell you otherwise) =)

No, pineapple on pizza is evil but pineapple on pizza and eating pizza with a knife and fork and eating it from the middle! That's just demonic and i hope cthulu himself rises from the ocean to end our existence to this demonic ritual can no longer continue!

... can i have some of that @vodka?

.... @skittles? Has... has she finally returned? Is the prophecy true?

Actually girls can pee standing without a tool it just takes practice, Google it

There are like 40 and at least like 23 are non sequential so it's easy to get lost (all exaggeration but it's what i heard from people)

You sick evil demon!

Must read but has no books... one day i will buy them... one day

Flatulence

Bet you eat pineapples on pizza too!

Bettyboop cumberdanch

Also true

You monster

In her end though? Wait i heard wrong sorry

No, though stocks in that do rise slightly, but still no

Actually they make glass dildos