You think im crazy but one day someone is gonna call me in the middle of the night and be all like "oi m8, i need your help, I'ma need 14 batteries of various ratings and barely any juice in them, 7 brolen wires, one light bulb you're not using (preferably one you bought thinking it would fit but it didn't) 18 a sorted screws and bolts, the top pice of a hammer that's fallen off and a broken dog collar, no time to explain just bring it to this location.." and I'll be like, i know just where to find these things, I'm your man and i will indeed help with your endeavour good sir! And on that day we'll see who's really crazy!... still me but this stuff will be used one day!

Absolutely nothing is non gmo, not because government chemicals but because we've been doing it for millenia. Gmo is such a vague term that i means nothing and farmers have always selectively bread plants and animals to help them survive longer and under different conditions and that counts as genetically modifying so technically everything is gmo... even people, women tend to pick men with larger penisis and as a result our species has one of the largest penis sizes (in relation to total size) of most of the creatures on our planet so... ya

Today on things that never happened....

Impressive

Damn son you look good in a lab coat! And is that fresh patients blood, man you are such a good doctor

So every relationship ever? ??

"...no, why?"

Holy shit that's good!