hood
All hail the muffin king has returned! *throws assorted muffins into the crowd *
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Trojan horse 3 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
The trojan piñata
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"should be fixed in no time, sir! *woof*" 5 comments
One way to handle it 3 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Please let this be real, even if it's joke accounts i just would like to know this exists on the Internet
I'm drawn to it 12 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Well tell barbra i used 4 puns to scold her so she should either laugh or be ashamed and I'll take either
A question we all may need answered one day 14 comments
I'm drawn to it 12 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Girl you flipping your lid or something? Wat are you gonna do all that for? The shock factor! You best be resisting those urges before you mess yourself
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I already know how short mine is 14 comments
Sorry daddy I've been naughty 8 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
And maybe some restraints... leather preferably, it fastens tighter
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Proof that women are meant to be naked 31 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
No you had every right to freak out, i meant nothing by it but it still could lead to a lot of unfavourable situations, i trusted you to ignore me like a sane person (or go through with it under your own will and consent, hey if you're an adult and you're into that kind of thing no one can really stop you so you do you) but i never intended on making you do anything you didn't want to and sorry if i seemed to pressure you into doing something you shouldn't, never listen to those kinds of people ever, glad to see you're responsible. Now all this drama aside anyone want imaginary Internet muffins? *hands out freshly made Internet muffins*
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Mum aint having none of your **** 9 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Actually that's the point of minimum wage... it's the minimum amount of money you can live on. That's why it's the minimum, if you can't live off of it (and I'm not including luxuries, just the essentials) then it's not the minimum, you're living off below the minimum wage.
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