They mean mature faster mentally

Birth control pills gave me perfect skin

In the Catholic Church, being gay is alright, but having sex outside of marriage isn't okay. And, since the Church doesn't believe gay marriage is marriage, then it its eyes, all gay sex is extramarital sex, and therefore is sinful. That being said, the Church has also told ppl "hey don't hate on LGBTQ folks, Christ wants you to love them and also we're all sinners including all you peeps who are hating on gays so yeah" and it's up to the followers to heed the message

Hospitals have digital "pulse" takers

Sometimes I'll say I'm gay (I'm ace, so it's true that I'm not into guys) and sometimes I'll still get a "well I could change that" or "we'll see about that"

Yeah you can court us without grabbing or touching us

Most republicans don't believe in Global Warming (which is killing the planet)

Carbon monoxide poisoning is not fun. You throw up and suffocate. It's not just like falling asleep, it's falling unconscious bc of oxygen deprivation, which is entirely different. That being said, it doesn't matter because that's not how the machine works: it uses liquid nitrogen to replace oxygen
http://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-assisted-suicide-machine-727874?amp=1

Exactly

Just sayin', from what I've heard, rape fantasies (where YOU are ultimately in control) and actually being raped are totally different. Read: even women with tape fantasies would never want to actually be raped.

The cats are their own whisperers

Photoshop

In many states: 2 yrs therapy
1 yr hormone Tx
1 yr "true living"
Letters of rec from 2 specialists in gender psych
Proof of emotional and financial stability

They are effective (check ncbi) but they only have to improve your vision to the legal driving limit. 20/20 vision is not often achieved and so the wearer must often settle for half that (20/40)

And I myself am neither a lover nor a fighter, so I will do neither

*shrug*