I just hear a squeaky voice singing "somewhere out there"...great! Now it's stuck in my head!

I thought she only blew black instruments...

Someone masterbates in front of the laptop too much..

Shake it you filthy turtle!

When the bus station attendant first talks to SpongeBob...and spongebob is just so thrown off by the attendant's "accent"...laughed my ass off!

Them are some civilized & peaceful people!

Look up SVI Infinity....those are some sexy guns!

It doesn't matter how good/realistic video games get, you will hit an age when you want to play the old ones you grew up with...and you will probably enjoy them more.

So like in real life...like a corn maze....this will 100% work?? Serious answers only please, the safety of the world hinges on this.

Matchbox cars...

This is pretty old...it was originally called, "finger of God" which I thought was pretty darn cool.

Would you like a little bass to mouth?

This is the same place as the the on in Iceland or Norway? No?

I think that is adorable!

The Curriers got dissed by the courier.

Gross! I wouldn't put my shoe on that filthy handle! While my pants are down and gently insert it into my anus and gently push down.

Hilarious, and though I probably don't look like this, it is exactly how I feel.

Hell, my wife always "accidentally" whips me with her hair....I have grown thickened corneas, but no longer can't be taken down by a women's hair flip.

Well HELLLLLO Amy!

As it should be here in Merica

I'm FINE with it!

That's a Noble?

I think that's pretty much how all feet look...yes even the girls that say, "not my feet, my feet are PRETTY"!

Yeah seriously?! Did he think someone would ding his door?? His tires stop anyone parking any closer than 2 feet and he's lifted. They would just wreck there door on that.

What. If. You're. Hungry? Eat a battery?