When I'm surfing stations in my car, does that make me a D.J?

I believe you can damage your enamel if you're brushing that hard and furious. Dude must have serious burns on his junk.

She who controls the V, controls the WORLD! {evil witch laughing}

It can take 40-60lbs per square inch to crush a watermelon, a human skull would be well in excess of 900lbs. Take that inaccurate cartoon!

Men would be fighting each other to work at this "male Hooters". I'm not saying women are wrong to feel objectified, I'm just saying men would be all about that. If a bunch of women grabbed my ass when I bent over to pick up a fork, FREE DRINKS FOR THAT TABLE!

He's an idiot, sadly wealthy idiots can live their whole life without being told to just stfu...

Wow! That's like the brain is so complex, it cannot compute itself. I'm serious, that is heavy.

Yes, because what guy doesn't fantasize about putting their junk in a pirates mouth?

I'm with "guest", this is hot.

And then she turns out to have a girl friend....

Sorry guys, but America isn't much different when it comes to the media. It just looks worse when someone else does it with something so insignificant....we prefer bigger lies.

In America we call it customs, the British have a different word for everything!

Which way did they go Mr. Owl?

Somehow they're gonna blame gun owner regardless. This Cali mayor's comment never even made it to mainstream news as I only caught it here on F.S...

Maybe it would help me if I knew what grinder is?

What if you have a 6th sense and there IS something there? People that don't have this fear don't have the gift...hope that doesn't put too much more spring in your step...

What is the story behind this?? Why would they remove this persons palm??

This....is......fuggin......AQUAMAN!!!

Isn't that Criss Angel prior to mind-freaking out?

ARGH! A floating head, arms and phone!

I dunno, Walter Disney...heard some stories...

Is that what Saber Tooth really looks like from the neck down?!

We'll then...comment retracted. I'm just hatin' cause he's so purdy...

I'm pretty darn sure, nothing he released endangered any soldiers or military action. That's what TPTB want you to believe....I would love a link to anything that points otherwise. I read many of the cables, mostly to do with spying on its people and our allies.

The cat give paw-jobs right?