Chicago has stricker gun laws...One in a million, (it's actually much higher than that) shouldn't dictate the laws for the law abiding Americans. If you want the government deciding the freedoms you may have, may I suggest England?

The most painful thing about loving something so much..

They're just looking forward to having 10,000 more employees who are destined to spell your name wrong.

Look into the Clintons...last I knew, it was over 173 "suspicious deaths"....

A minimum of 40% of my income is going to taxes...you're buying the story. I have a $15,000 hammer I'd like to sell you.

Feels.....why were you saying bye to best friend dog??

Nephilim Blood in that man....I bet he's unusually tall as well.

Looks like they tied him down and forced him to nap...BRING IT ON!

Please search "Major Nidal Malik Hasan". It happens more than you think.

The owner is far more genius-er than me....what am I missing here?

BUT ITS GOT THE TITLE CHOCOLATE IN ITS NAME!!!!

We couldn't have alphabetical order without the current order of the alphabet.

Waiter, I would like a tall glass of yellow juice please!

If this guy "gets you"....you're in trouble.

That letter would clear the people with positive drug tests of any wrong doing and give the name of the person bringing drug laced brownies to work. Would be pretty cool if it worked though.

Wouldn't it just been easier to have dots instead of all theses angles? It's like sketching the Mona Lisa to count her 2 eyes...well that's a lil exaggerated, but you get the idea.

Shouldn't this/isn't this illegal everywhere??

So if you hybrid a human with any other creature, you get a Jewish person??

So sorry for your loss, good you were there for her last day.

HA! Seriously though, there are FAR MORE DESERVING PEOPLE FOR OUR ADMIRATION. For God's sake, he recently killed someone with his careless driving. Bruce is about bravery? He's got media up his skirt. Show me the poor kid working at the local grocery store. I dunno, I think Bruce isn't worthy of all this praise...

That. Was. The. Coolest. Thing....EVER!

As others said, he was the Riddler, which he still acted like Ace Ventura. Anytime he needs to come off wild and crazy....it's Ace. Do you really want an Ace-Joker?

I must look dead then...

Disney world makes it work...

That's physically not possible...