*dramatic single tear falls down cheek*

I always had the trusty "I have a dog" charade under my belt. Every. Single. Time.

That guy really does look like the law.

:(

I second this.
Side note: this was really guy to twas
I always enjoy spanish because I switch from normal speech to sounding like a 30 year old Mexican mom scolding someone.

The county fair looks wild this year.

You drive a hard bargain don't you?

My family used those spongy thingies so I don't think that counts.

That little stick man makes it so much better for me.

They should sue for false advertisement and emotional trauma

Would've fooled me. It's not stupid if it works.

Neighborhood house wives having a feud.

I lov snek.

~Just keep swimming~

I'm the friend that everyone relies on that always listens so I feel like it's my obligation to stay strong and not show signs of sadness or weakness. But it is nice every once in a while to be asked when something is wrong.
#relatable rawr XD