It seems like an insult because they're trying to not see you.

I always love this. And that teacher seems cool.

Is he not? This is news to me.

I don't always use dating sites, let alone date. But if they all have people that seem like the perfect human being like this, then sign me right the fuck up!

*android
Sorry, I am so salty toward apple. I'm so sorry.

I need one of these.

Not even the cat, let alone the guy who owns it.

And I've already reached the maximum amount of stupidity I can handle today.

"Oh no! He got into the kitty weed(AKA catnip) again!"

I don't understand why no one ever just presses no to stop the shortcut.

Took me a minute.

Teamwork.

If she don't like it, you don't like her.

Saving the best for last ;-;
WHY DID BERNIE HAVE TO GOOOOOOOOO

MY ENTIRE LIFE PUT INTO AN AMAZING CHILDHOOD CARTOON

Finally! An efficient way to make caramel apples!

It's for parkour professionals only.

That looks like walking in high heels but worse. But worth it if you have shit neighbours.

What the fuck is the one on the right doing?

Absolutely right. But I think he's cute either way.