Ew they look slimey.

I thought that their mom thought it was face cream and she put it on her face and it burned and turned out it was semen in a bag. I don't fucking know what the frickitty frack is wrong with my brain.

Man I wish I had parents like this.

Or alternatively, people could not get so offended over everything.

Or not being a complete nut burger on Facebook. Or better yet, don't exercise.

If you have long hair you learn to not be dumb and tie that shit up, just saying.

Living the good life.

I remember watching this episode and thinking 'holy shit they put that in a kids show???'.

*Kisses fingers* Beautiful.

Did not understand for a few moments.

You had me at swiggity.

I wouldn't have gotten it if it wasn't for the title.

"Bitch dafuq kinda minutes you keepin' track of?"

I like him already.

It may seem disastrous, but trust me, it's just a system.

What the actual fuck, man.

Wingman level: It's over nine thousand!!!

Live fruit tart.

Holy shit, that is so rad.