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Well, Shane, I was making a point.

my name has four Ys, just saying

Bet he was eating... mcdonalds

I bet he's heard that before

Could it be for both? Because if I gave him money, I would try to avoid damaging the property

This is perfect! I think the answer was also extremely true xD

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ok but no really, what is a security deposit

Because they are guests!!! Guests come in, wreck the party, eat all the food, and bail

Well you must be the one who listened in cosmetic school then huh?

By it, I mean your comment

Um awhile. It was obviously sarcastic. People are just bitches

If you were making grammar nazi a title, it would be Grammar Nazi

Also, sorry for being offensive, guest, who ever you are

"ur an fagit" is from a twitter user, spoderman, and he or she is someone making fun of people for their "swag" (swag). He or she misspells words purposefully. It's a quote from a person belittling idiots who can't read, like this person who completely misread the last line. Sorry, but I'm not illiterate ;)

I smell a burn!

On average, hair grows up to only two inches a year. If she or he cut off five inches that would take two to three years to grow... And yes, they do have rulers, but if you are a female or male with long hair, have you ever seen the hair stylist use one? I don't think so. And a "trim" is not on or two inches. A trim should be only 1/2 an inch, IF THAT, unless the person has extremely unhealthy hair... MY SOURCE WOULD BE MY MOTHER WHO HAPPENS TO BE A PROFESSIONAL HAIR SYLIST

Found it!

what's rule thirty four!? I'm too sheltered

Plot twist, it says "I stood beside her at THEIR wedding" Plot twist, ur an fagit

Yes Ma'am! Even masturbation inside marriage is looked down upon

In some religions, especially religions with extreme followers (Catholic, Christian, etc etc) part of the premarital sex views (no sex until marriage) includes oral, anal, and masturbation, along with the normal vaginal sex. They also include some views that you should only EVER have vaginal sex and can never do risque positions... So no reverse cowgirl or any freaky shit. Typical missionary and that's it. Sooo... long story short, her parents are probably crazy religion freaks

Glad to know I am a twelve year old!!!!! I can relive my high school years!