Um, that last one tho

Muhahaha I was the first to like this!

Even though I am a well brought up lady, I support that comment

Yes. She really does. I liked my clever move to put bombs in the parachutes. Self five.

We need more people like Peter Griffin

I love your url

Making my way down town...

Is Amy in the room? Or the doctor?

I'm just commenting because according to my url, I approve

I ate a human so I could be normal.

This is what I live for

Is that Benedict cumberbatch

Around the world in 80 days record.... broken

His eyes though

Wow. This is actually kind of cool.

I pledge to do this

Is it "why are bananas yellow?"

I tried them all. You will get the same effect by eating playdough.

They are taking down all the Hollister in my area.