Only 2 lives? Cats usually have 9

I have that. It hurts

That would be a huge computer

Kind of like feels. Just not as strong. But still made my eyes water

All of those people decided that missing 11 days of work, their going to get fired so they hit reverse and went home

Perfect for me. Can't break and can go on facebook

Seems legit

That's shocking.

Do I smell bacon because you just got burned

I stopped reading at "to"

This why we ask if we look fat

Who's ever room that is, is watching fairy Barbie movie

The origami I make without scissor ends up looking like a paper ball

Guys come on. I speak fluent French. It's letter E

In the background, does anyone else notice the guy playing with a stuffed monkey

I keep running into walls because it would look big

Awww I want it

Ya don't say

That's why we read to them before bed

"Nice catch nurse/doctor lady"

All the time. Like today at work when that happened 8 times