*tattoos

Why is this so accurate

I can hear it meow

I laughed at his face more than I should have

@saphira I like your style. Books, books, and Stephen king

It's the opposite now. Does less cost more

"We're going to have a baby"
"Woah what! What! Woah"

It's sad really. How it starts all bright, Orange and cheery. Then it get black and muddy and sad. Then there's that one white line. That shows that even when things are dreary and dark, there's hope.

It was funny till I saw totoro. Then it turned to gold.

Great. Aries

Moisturize me

Every 4-8 years your tastebuds change. I'm still waiting to like onions.

Oh my God. He smiled. He doesn't look like a d!çk.

Shoot. Cover blown. Lolololol

"Soon...“

Great. Harley Davidson. I hate motorcycles

Reminds me of the bus harry potter took

Otp?

My grandpa died because of AGENT Orange exposure in Vietnam.

One of them looks like someone stuck a liner to it (second to last)

Every time I see this I think: why turn her teeth yellow, make her have laugh lines, her nose slightly smaller,no eyelashes, and lines around her eyes? You were taking the makeup off. Not making her ugly. No one is that ugly without makeup. Like seriously, is there lipstick that makes teeth temporally white?

I read it in her voice

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