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Innate psychotic grieving 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 22 hours ago
Many years ago, my company implemented a "Fun At Work" philosophy, based on the Seattle Fish Market, where they throw fish around and people come from all around to watch that. People who have fun at work better serve their customers, produce better returns for the company, etc. So, my company gave every employee a sheet of fish stickers. Maybe retail businesses can connect fun and customer engagement, but this was a tier 1 automotive electronics company.

Then the automotive and electronics markets were bad, so we got two raises over the course of seven years. Not that much fun. I still have the stickers, though. I never figured out what to stick them on at work for fun engagement.

So, "add stickers to your boulder for fun" isn't really far-fetched.
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Fitted freelance recycled 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 23 hours ago
She's super-complimentary now because you're still "together." The jabs will come when you aren't.
That one vine 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 23 hours ago
Having social media where people can share what they're thinking didn't really revolutionize the way we think, but having people able to communicate their thoughts really revealed the lack of thinking that was there all along but just hidden.
Honorable stately notable 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 4 days ago
And what were the Friends' great great grandparents doing in their respective countries of origin.
Suddenly .. cuteness! 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
It's in case they need to run a CAT scan.

The other vet is in change of Lab tests. He keeps a Labrador Retriever puppy in his pocket.
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They are lerning 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
Chimps together strong.
It’s insane how beautiful life can be 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
Two thoughts:
1. That's not a very memorable or significant moment to memorialize in a post.
2. If you can find joy in simple everyday moments, you're ahead of many people.

And like the two wolves, the winner of these two competing thoughts is "the one that you feed." So, which feeds better: A feeling that the moment is not significant enough, or an actual literal footlong hot dog?
The long road home 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
Maybe his bear girlfriend was there...the one that does that thing he likes.
Dropped broiled bleak 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
Also, that parking space is reserved for "Green Vehicles," so he's technically right to park there. And "technically right" is the best kind of right.
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Unmasked intelligent contemporaneous 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
Somewhere along the line, he picked up that this particular type of dinosaur was a "brontosaurus."

That's why I never used baby talk on my kids. Not that an 18 month old was likely to pick up all the adult vocabulary, or that they'd understand the logical reasoning about why they couldn't run into the street, but at some point they *would* have that vocabulary and logical reasoning, and I just didn't know when that would be.

Plus, a lot of "baby talk" makes me want to puke. Huh; maybe that's why babies spit up all the time--it's the baby talk that they're subjected to.
Slenderman? 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
John Cleese?
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This .. thisness. 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
Engineers and Physicists can make better music than musicians and artists can make planes and neutron colliders.

Although Boeing seems to be trying to disprove that.
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Drunk freelance resigned 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
When I was an engineer, my company owned all my inventions whether they had to do with my work, my industry, or nothing related to any of that.
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Ugh, I can't even .. 3 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
You can understand that craziness, though, through tough thorough thought.
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Jessie Graff on the Emmys red carpet 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
Good on several levels, but to me the most amazing one is that she's doing that balanced on one high heeled shoe that many have trouble walking in.
breh 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
The pedophile was invited the the wedding of the daughter of only one of the politicians, though.
Stick 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
It's like "Which do you have on your pizza: Sausage OR Olives." I reject the "OR."
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He he he 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
The neighbor on one side of me is an Indiana U fan, and on the other side they cheer for Ohio State. There hasn't been any trouble yet, but there are some red flags...
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Happy International Womens Day 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
This seriously points out something that drives me nuts. If a guy can take a hint and tell her "maybe some other time," he might be able to chat with her another time when she isn't as pressed for time or doesn't feel the need to be so wary (like meets him on campus instead of in a bar where she has to keep her eye on her drink at all times). Or, if she's got a beau or he just isn't her type, he doesn't alienate all her friends who might be around or might ask her later if she knows the guy who started to express some interest in the second girl.
Girls need to be on the lookout for guys who are @$$holes, so why confirm that you are one? It's like a 2-year-old's tantrum to say "Well, you're ugly anyway" because you didn't get what you wanted when you wanted it.
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Classic 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
Lord MacB kinda was a pussy compared to his wife.
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The spirit of this sign leaving its body 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
The spirit is not ascending to heaven, but descending...maybe because of the inherent wickedness of 25 mph zones.
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Potatoes! 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 3 weeks ago
Is there such a thing as wetlands with a neutral pH?
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Where optometry and proctology collide 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 3 weeks ago
The ophthalmologist office that SHOULD HAVE offered free retinal exams, but spell check or some kind of error at the sign maker had them offering "Free Rectal Exams"...
Men posting their Ws 3 comments
hunk_o_junk · 3 weeks ago
It's a call center where customers are happy to speak to someone in the US when seeking assistance, and not the kind that calls me while I'm busy and wants to sell me Medicare Advantage, final expense insurance, or a home security system, right?