Now let's get us some chowdah!

Yeah right
Of course
Hey hey, good bye

Pass the cornbread.

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(Vincent Antonelli)

Duel? No! From Star Trek we know that identical matter and anti-matter must not meet.

You really do need a helmet when you're eight feet up there.

This reference may be too dated, but I imagine him saying "Heyba manba, whatchba yuba guysba doinnba?"

As Homer might say, "Doe!"

Fake wooden airfield?

Can you imagine the day one of them discovered that?
-Oh, I love this photo of me in front of the red sculpture.
-Hmmm...lemme see. I had a pic there too. Except it was a different angle. See, I would have been right about...WTF!?!

Call me when the black Impala drives up.

The maintenance costs must be horrendous, plus it must be a nightmare to find a place to park indoors. If people aren't willing to pay $$$ per ride, there's no way to cover the costs.

I'll bet that kids were dragging their pencils along that concrete, ostensibly to sharpen them, and this was the way to (attempt to) get them to stop.

When you swim in a creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a Moray

Yasser Arafat, leader of the PLO, was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1994.

What a dichotomy...like how the Pro-Tolerance crowd is *really* intolerant of any beliefs or speech they dislike.

There was something amazing on her dress, though.

That's what she asked me! Oh wait, now that I think of it, the words were in a different order.

Apparently, those of us who object to China's activities "need to educate ourselves."

It's no longer $150. It's like $90 a year to subscribe to Office 360, which includes the two applications you want plus several you don't.

Taking photos for your followers (if any) and friends--About a 2 on the jerk scale.
Purposely screwing up other people's products (that they pay you for) out of the need to police that behavior: More like a 7.

Some people: Lots of violence in games and movies can desensitize some people to how horrific violence is.
Some other people: hA! tHeY sAy ThAt ViDeO GaMeS *cAuSe* ViOlEnCe! tHeY sO DuMb.

Left Front: Phone, handkerchief, spare mask
Left Rear: Comb
Right Front: Car Key Ring with car fob, key ring with other keys (work desk, house key, mini-multitool, etc.), Carmex tube, change (always leave with at least four pennies so I never have to bring home more than I left with)
Right Rear: Wallet
Jacket pocket: Mini flashlight, pen & notecards, another mask or two, ziplock bag of dog treats for my own dogs plus good boys/girls I meet, business card carrier with a couple business cards, a few napkins or paper towels, bandana