It's too bad that some people can't stop at "Appreciate the mysteries and wonders of our group," and have to continue on to "Your group is garbage."

Who is Viola? Or is it referencing the musical instrument?

"...and Frosted Flakes residuals."

They're making rules for *others*, not themselves. You can't expect them to thrive and make good decisions while following the diet they recommend to the population, and force onto school districts (well, just if they want to receive the federal money that gets taken from the taxpayers in that school district).

My daughter was so excited to see "Brave" at age 16 that she sewed a Merida costume.

Then again, if you're going to use a 20-year cave hermit as your guide, you'll be making a lot of other decisions differently as well.

I lost 45 pounds in 2020, and had a lot of clothes that fit again so I didn't need to buy anything new.

It's a surprise tool that will help us later.

The way it was understood in my corporate career: The one crab who gets to the edge and begins pulling himself up gets pulled back down by the others.

Now let's get us some chowdah!

Yeah right
Of course
Hey hey, good bye

Pass the cornbread.

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Duel? No! From Star Trek we know that identical matter and anti-matter must not meet.

You really do need a helmet when you're eight feet up there.

This reference may be too dated, but I imagine him saying "Heyba manba, whatchba yuba guysba doinnba?"

As Homer might say, "Doe!"

Fake wooden airfield?

Can you imagine the day one of them discovered that?
-Oh, I love this photo of me in front of the red sculpture.
-Hmmm...lemme see. I had a pic there too. Except it was a different angle. See, I would have been right about...WTF!?!

Call me when the black Impala drives up.

The maintenance costs must be horrendous, plus it must be a nightmare to find a place to park indoors. If people aren't willing to pay $$$ per ride, there's no way to cover the costs.