In order to REALLY get attention and validation, you need to "discover" that your toddler is transgender.

Well, based on what's in the news, that is.

Doubly ironic that the guy protesting the protestors makes a claim that he is "Smarter than the 'Scietists'."

Once while browsing through the stacks, my eyes fell upon a book titled something like "How To Love Your Kids Even If They're Complete A**holes." I took a photo of that and kept it for future use, which hasn't really presented itself.

Any billionaires that I've ever heard of have a staff of people to keep us from finding out their address.

Missing: What you *think* you know that isn't actually true.

He wants to Monitor the neighborhood activity.

"Cowabunga, dude."

"OK class, settle down. You'll remember from yesterday that we learned abut differentiating quadratic equations. Today we'll apply that to trig functions..."

What!!!! I taped the special off HBO in the mid-80s. Now I just have to find that tape.

And a VHS player.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

bethorien--Many play at being rich, thanks to their high consumption. A lot of those even have high incomes. But, not that many of them are *rich*. So, in a lot of ways, the point stands.

Most people who wish to have a million dollars actually wish to *spend* a million dollars, which is really the opposite.

I'm sorry, but since you're not a movie celebrity, government official, or pro athlete, you're not just allowed to proclaim yourself an expert.

I filled a Windex bottle with blue powerade...

I like that it's an "auto biography" instead of an autobiography.

And even if you never decide to get into shooting sports, who is harmed by learning first hand about firearms safety? Or by having responsibly handled something that get casually screwed around with in TV and movies?

The president, on two different occasions, said that the US military's biggest threat was Global Warming, and on another occasion White Supremacy.

Is that stove a Westinghouse? Maybe the goat was just westing.

More like 01100010000101011101001010011110.

If you were a spy and completely accepted among the group you were observing, you would be a huge success.

Piece of advice to those getting inspired by this meme to make a dentist or doctor appointment: Don't expect to get one "this Thursday." Leave more time. Lots more time.

Ever seen the newspapers from before/during WW2? They never missed the chance to have a political cartoon to villainize the enemy.