Also, your job will be something like factory worker, miner or farmer...definitely NOT Pro-communist meme maker.

I wonder how many of them were glad to accept an obvious bribe, and how many got "stuck" by arcane and complex laws. For example, it's illegal for someone to donate money to a campaign on behalf of someone else in many cases (because some people aren't allowed to donate, or are restricted in the amount). Other times, someone needs to recuse themselves from certain actions because they have an interest in a matter, but it's not always obvious (like a family member owns stock in an oil company among LOTS of others, but you're regulating oil businesses).

“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime.” Lavrentiy Beria

They're brothers, right? I mean, there's open-mindedness, but to the point where it's so open that your brains fall out?

For once there's "one simple trick" that we can all get behind.

That is such a wrong statement...




It isn't an unpopular opinion.

Because of a credit due to my employer's bankruptcy, I had to file my taxes with paper for 2021 instead of electronically. Hope you're not expecting thanks or praise for tying up the IRS resources and delaying my refund.

Where's their safe space?

Looks like they tried to pay the web designer in "exposure."

"We're from the UN, and we're here to help!"

Plot twist: He's explaining "Feminist Issues" to them as a professor of Womyn's Studies.

I'm pretty sure my neighbor is an Indiana University fan and her husband is an Ohio State fan. I mean, there are red flags.

Those idiots didn't know he was *Master Chief* Halo, who had to find the ring, etc.

"Hello, God? Ahhh yes. I have a $10,000,000 (Ten Million USD) treasure which we cannot now spend due to the political situation in my country, and I will share with you if you will but give me your bank account number to facilitate the transfer..."

Attempted to put a cat in the state of "plasma," but only succeeded in achieving the "gaseous" state.

Grolak: So, some humans organize themselves into a fantastically loyal one-direction symbiotes, and they become happier or sadder depending on the results of a game of skill.
Blorgdork: Yeah, we know. They paid to attend the same educational institute, and their loyalty is placed there.
Grolak: No...not even. For some reason, people who were never even *in* the city which is the home to that "university" adopt that characteristic. Have you used the viewer to observe the Indiana group participate in the game of bouncing-sphere-in-net? Or the Notre Dame squadron participate in the running-and-kicking-oval-ball activity?

Having designed certain products, sure there were cheaper ways to do it. BUT...the specification required the product to work after five minutes immersion under 10 inches of water, work after exposure to a salt water mist and subsequent drying, a drop onto concrete from a height of 45 inches, and rigorous testing and statistical analysis to show that the validation testing would meet the specs (only some listed above) over a 15 year life. Under life-or-death battle conditions after years of use, I hope that X-Box controller still works.

A hippopotamus
Bit my bottomus.

There's an entire genre of...errr..."Japanese Literature" devoted to that...

"I lied to her bout something. How can I dig this hole even deeper?"

I think about that every time someone lies to impress a potential date...if the relationship starts going anywhere, then at some point you have to admit that there was a big lie at the beginning, and maybe even that was the initial attraction which means the relationship was FOUNDED on a lie. Or, the relationship goes nowhere and there was no reason to lie in the first place.

Think about George Costanza claiming to be a Marine Biologist.

What a jerk. I hope the authorities don't come over and rub him out. But maybe from his point of view, it can't be beat.