Me getting teleported to the BEST POSSIBLE city in 1300:
-Hey guys, my mouth tastes like garbage; who's got some toothpaste and a spare toothbrush?
-What do you mean, you "take a bath once a year, whether you need it or not?"
-Crap! I got a cut. Anybody got some Neosporin?
-Awright, I got some reading material and some spare time...is there a roll of TP in the...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT STENCH?!
-Man, walking everywhere gave me a powerful thirst. Which way to the cool, clean, refreshing, non-polluted, parasite-free water?
-I got some reading to catch up on, but the sun is going down...what do you mean "use a candle?"
-Get away from me with those leeches and blister poultice...doesn't anyone have an aspirin?

I can't imagine asking an *ex* for money for anything. Wouldn't you have current friends you could prevail on in an emergency?

Of course, looking at her attitude, the friends who'd bail me out in an emergency are ones I'd do the same for...so, since she seems to be a one-way-street as far as "help" goes, maybe I shouldn't be surprised that she needs a sugar daddy to pay rather than a friend to lend some money.

History shows, again and again,
how nature points out the folly of men.

Man, I'd give my right arm to be able to make those jokes.

He is benchpressing the floor.

Concrete is super dense. One ton is a cube 0.42 m per side.

I can only make out "Epstein didn".

-It's personal
-Girls like good cheese
-Unless someone is lactose intolerant, he/she wouldn't normally be offended by cheese
-Without throwing a large party, the wheel of cheese should last longer than flowers

Monica Lewinski has really shifted her politics to the right.

I guess the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Hazelnut.

In 2022, this is the less fat person who gets the scooter for his larger wife/friend/brother.

Also, your job will be something like factory worker, miner or farmer...definitely NOT Pro-communist meme maker.

I wonder how many of them were glad to accept an obvious bribe, and how many got "stuck" by arcane and complex laws. For example, it's illegal for someone to donate money to a campaign on behalf of someone else in many cases (because some people aren't allowed to donate, or are restricted in the amount). Other times, someone needs to recuse themselves from certain actions because they have an interest in a matter, but it's not always obvious (like a family member owns stock in an oil company among LOTS of others, but you're regulating oil businesses).

“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime.” Lavrentiy Beria

They're brothers, right? I mean, there's open-mindedness, but to the point where it's so open that your brains fall out?

For once there's "one simple trick" that we can all get behind.

That is such a wrong statement...




It isn't an unpopular opinion.

Because of a credit due to my employer's bankruptcy, I had to file my taxes with paper for 2021 instead of electronically. Hope you're not expecting thanks or praise for tying up the IRS resources and delaying my refund.

Where's their safe space?

Looks like they tried to pay the web designer in "exposure."

"We're from the UN, and we're here to help!"

Plot twist: He's explaining "Feminist Issues" to them as a professor of Womyn's Studies.