The statement in the meme is true. However, blacksmithing skills are of no use to me and most others, while DIY skills are useful a LOT.

That meme seems so bizarre to me. Like, "yes, strange snot-nosed little kid, I do have games on my phone, but I'm not letting *you* play with it."

Maybe it's someone who needs some time alone to recharge after talking to others for hours, or just to read a magazine or newspaper.

Remember that "Simpsons" episode where the kids whined about having to do yard work, and then later at a computer game convention were engrossed in the "Virtual Yardwork" VR game?

Olympic bar with two plates on each side: "I'm here for you."
Heavy bag suspended from eye-hook in garage: "I'm here for you."
Skynyrd/Zeppelin/Who/Queen/ACDC Playlist: "I'm here for you."
My Belgian Mal holding a frisbee: "I'm ALWAYS here for you."

I once caught the garter at a wedding reception, and my girlfriend caught the bouquet. Man, did that start the old ladies chattering!

Plus, sometimes you don't know enough after all, but *do* know someone who does.

"Hacked?"

Next step--Department of Defense (as long as someone accidentally stayed logged in at the Apple Store or library).

More like the other way 'round. Until the Norman conquest of 1066, "English" was more like Old Germanic. What we think of as Ye Olde English was Frenchified Really Olde English.

Because the aristocracy of later England was the conquering Normans (i.e., French), we see the old Germanic names for the animals (Kuh = cow, Schwein = pig) and the French name for the meat that comes from the animal (boeuf, porc).

There's no photo, so it could be singer/musician Seal.

PokémonGo, Indiana edition.

One reason he just said goodbye and didn't ask for your number is that many times in the recent past he's been excoriated for doing just that, but with a woman who didn't want him to do so.

Maybe the closk is upside down, and the time is really LL6.

"Europe" is different enough from the US to kind of be lumped together to indicate that the person took a long trip to somewhere very different. If the person listening asks "Where all did you go? What was interesting?" etc., then you can explain in greater detail.

A lot of people aren't interested in anything other than themselves and won't ask. So, refraining from great detail in the initial sentence saves time.

I worked in Europe for three years, and when I'd be back in the US on a business trip, people would ask "How was Europe?" Anything longer than a one-sentence reply was greeted with blank stares. About 80% of people want the answer to be "Fine" or "Busy" or "Crowded" or "Got to try different foods," but nothing more. The 20% who want to know more ask for more details.

To be fair, those unimaginative names were chosen by Europeans who left Europe and settled* in what they called The New World.

*Some would say that those those Europeans colonized The New World.

Toby the Jungle Cat: "They Aight."

And he knew weeks earlier that he'd have to reset the trip odo at 122,667.0 miles so that 789.0 miles later he'd hit 123456 on the main one.

If the insect causes a hole that lets the inflatable person deflate, why does it stay inflated when parent duck blows it back up?

But we need to give good grades to certain groups of people even when the individuals from those groups don't earn them, because it improves their self-image.