I checked imdb (from having been tricked a few times by real seeming jokes), and not only is this a real movie, there's a Velocipastor 2.

Non illegitimi carborundum.

Irrumabo circuitu et quæramus.

No question! Some university degrees have no payoff for the time, money and effort put in.

Back when I was deciding what to major in, I had to go to the local public library to look through several-year-old books and year-or-two-old periodicals to see what job prospects were and normal starting and mid-career income levels were for he fields I was considering. Today, current information is available on your phone. So why do so many people fail to look into that? I've seen a few who just majored in what they liked studying, and did not consider how that might enable or affect their eventual careers.

Among several errors that the "Folks" in the post make in using the Catholic Church's ordinances as "Truth," they might also notice that fish is permissible on Fridays during lent, and fish are definitely "alive." The "giving up meat" thing is just a small inconvenience that's meant to remind those following it about the actual sacrifice made on their behalf.

Adam's first job was to name all the animals. Eve came along after that. So, the "two life forms" line doesn't make sense.

The heartbreak should the photo one year be missing one of the other four...

But just one "Anna's?"

Most old time artists didn't know any Middle East people, and figured they looked like the people around them.

Some explorers came back from Africa, and described the Rhino that they saw as a horse with a horn, and artists started painting Unicorns.

Sam and Dean for sure. In addition to great protection from shape-changers/demons/devils/demigods/vampires/pirates/vampirates/etc., I'd like to find out:
-How do you stay so buff subsisting on hamburgers, junk food and beer?
-How do you keep that old Impala running and in pristine condition (and almost always cleaned and waxed)?

In excruciatingly boring meetings, I would set my phone alarm for three minutes. Then when it went off, look at the phone and dart out of the room.

Well, the road looks frosted...

For any of the rescuers, this is one of the occasions where it's OK for a manly man to cry.

I used to do that with my dad.

Of the microscopic amount of Fine Arts that I remember, the one is pointing upwards with lofty aspirations, and the other is indicating to remain grounded in the practical ways of improving the human condition.

Even when young, my kids would recognize an Elvis Presley impersonation. They had never actually seen or heard Elvis, but knew what he sounded like and that he said "Thank you. Thank you very much" a lot. They figured that out, partly from Elvis impersonators, but mainly from people joking about or referencing Elvis impersonators.

That's a funny meme, init?

I thought I was going to be non-plussed at this meme, but ended up just being plussed.

What a mashup, and a great use of this coincidence.

Reminds me of the joke:
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken about to be scooped up by a hawk?
A: The chicken clucks defiance.