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Who Does She Think She Is? 9 comments
hunk_o_junk · 4 days ago
Some people like living in a neighborhood where all the mailboxes look the same. Some people like living in a neighborhood where the neighbors can't own chickens, a rooster or other things that get classified as livestock.

Our HOA has dues of $25 a year per house, and that covers the electricity bill to a streetlight, maintenance of the entrance structures, and property tax on a small piece of land that no individual owns but is part of our HOA. We also have a neighborhood watch.

The fact that there's an HOA is disclosed in the paperwork you sign when buying a house. You could also ask the realtor when he/she is showing you houses. Some HOAs have petty people ho put a lot of effort into getting elected to "The Board" and delight in telling people that their car is parked too close to (or too far from) the curb, or that the potted plant on their porch violates some rule. I like just having the streetlight so visitors know where to turn to get to our neighborhood.
I might be late to the realization 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 5 days ago
Yeah, polygamy is having many wives, and having one wife is monotony.
Stairway to the complaints office 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
I wonder if those doors are for something that can't be brought up through the stairways...something too long to go through the stairs but can fit through a door....like, a piano maybe? Then, it can be raised from the ground by a crane on the roof. Why there are steps from one door to the other, well, ya' got me there.
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Chipotle elated gratuitous 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
I worked with a guy who was a skilled "maker of special one-off things." As his hobby, he made hyper-realistic Star Wars models. Like, not just accurate physically, but had blackened battle damage, dirt and oil stains at exhaust ports and vents, etc.
With two crows cawing - a murder is bound to happen soon enough 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
Using "murder" as the act which causes no concern is a doubly delicious pun.
The cut was perfect so had to share 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
That's a pretty weird thing to be proud enough to share...but by strange coincidence I am weird enough to appreciate how cool that looks.
Esoteric synthetic leery 5 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
Duh. We all know it takes three licks, right?
You Can Tell by the Way He Uses His Walk 3 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
He knows how to mend a broken heart.
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Heartbreaking accented sharp 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 5 weeks ago
Closer to the truth than you might think. When I lived there, the French government tried to convince people to stop saying "le weekend" and use "le fin de semaine," and stop using "le bulldozer" and substitute the long French phrase for earth moving machine whose name I can't recall because everyone said "le bulldozer."
Ever since Covid, Herbie’s just not been the same 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 5 weeks ago
"The Last Of Us" fungus makes the leap from humans to autos.
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Awful ashamed everlasting 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 7 weeks ago
Disney created characters to fit a story line, and the "strength" was just contrived. People want actual strong women, not what corporations want to push as strong women.

RIpley from Alien/Aliens
Sandra Bullock drove the bus in Speed
Wonder Woman

You don't have to like those, but their strength seems authentic.
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Gaping two-lane alcoholic 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 8 weeks ago
(for the health benefits)
Sign outside a bakery in San Francisco 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 9 weeks ago
"We're from the government, and we're here to help you."
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Big tech has gone too far 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 9 weeks ago
They can afford to make a prediction like that, because they have the resources to make it happen if it doesn't occur naturally.
Brief like uninvited 5 comments
hunk_o_junk · 10 weeks ago
It's weird to hear both "I have such a huge vocabulary" and "I can't think of the word for this" in the same sentence.
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Hissy enamel insensible 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 10 weeks ago
I was hoping you would have worded that as "A guy with a wooden leg named Pyne," so that I could reply with "what's the name of his other leg?"
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Simplistic alike slight 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 10 weeks ago
Doing CAD work (Unigraphics if you're interested) I use the mouse in one hand and the SpaceBall in the other. A SpaceBall is a sphere that you manipulate to make the object you're designing move...closer, farther, rotate, move left/right up/down, etc. It's weird to only be able to do certain tasks with your "off hand."
Parental terrible simple 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 10 weeks ago
Pam Beesly voice: "They're the same picture."
You main game journalist, but theres a new challenger 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 11 weeks ago
In Hexadecimal, that number is $100.
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Sable odd winding 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 13 weeks ago
If you are *required* to work extra, they better be paying you for those extra minutes. If not, there's a labor law violation right there.

No argument that this is a sign to look for a new job, because this can't be the lone asinine thing that employer does.
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Jittery opt-in lasting 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 14 weeks ago
But no track suit?

Or is that the Serbians that do that?
Guy Whidden getting a Mohawk the day before D-Day. He’s doing it again to bring joy to 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 14 weeks ago
One guy's story: When he landed, he hit hard and unbeknownst to him, the bottoms of the pockets of his ammo belt broke due to the jarring landing, and all his magazines fell out. Same story for the magazine in his carbine...the bottom broke out and his ammo spilled out. So, off he went to defeat the Third Reich with only the round in the carbine's chamber.

I hope I'm not confusing his story with another guy, but IIRC, he ended up getting captured, then he escaped, then he ended up fighting with one of our allies' troops (maybe the Soviets) for a while before he could get back to the American front.
Guy Whidden getting a Mohawk the day before D-Day. He’s doing it again to bring joy to 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 14 weeks ago
The guys that got Mohawk haircuts were the Pathfinders. They jumped into Normandy on June 5/6 1944 to set up directional beacons to guide the gliders with troops for the June 6 D-Day invasion.

Imagine...being 19 or 20 or so, jumping by yourself onto a continent controlled by an enemy that many feel will win the war. You've got your carbine, a couple mags of ammo, a beacon and a job to do with dozens of men counting on you for the success of their mission, and maybe their lives. If you don't pull this off, the invasion may fail, and there won't be enough men, materiel, or possibly the will to try again.

No surprise those guys got a little wacky on D-Day minus 1!
Lmao 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 16 weeks ago
Those who can't do either whine about how lucky the first two are to make a living using their skills.
Good dog 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 17 weeks ago
Way to DISARM that criminal, Max!
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