May I suggest a nuanced correction: Rather than "Men will make it about your vagina," it may be more correct that "Boys will make it about your vagina."

Classic. Trying not to think of something keeps that something in your attention. It's hard to leave a bad habit behind, but it's less difficult to replace it with a different habit (which eventually becomes automatic).

Note: This will reduce the water volume of each flush. That's OK for 95% of the time, but you need those extra couple quarts the day after Mac n Cheese night.

The "In Mother Russia..." meme traces its roots to 1980's comedian Yackov Smirnov, who oddly enough, was born in Ukraine. But, back in the days when the USSR existed, all of 'em were Soviets or (inaccurately) Russians. Every few jokes where the US displayed its superiority to "Mother Russia" or "Soviet Union," he'd add "What a country."

"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!"
"I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering."

So, we don't just change the meme to Ukraine.

The media used to cover up indiscretions, like Babe Ruth's drinking and Franklin Roosevelt's...errr...peccadillos. Now, it's a race to see who can reveal embarrassing things even if they're not true.

But you HAVE heard of him...

Why the long face?

To be accurate, she should be bringing a notepad to write down everything to be brought up at a future argument.

I bet as lot of people see this post and say, "Oh, how nice."

But, I have to tell you...that's really fantastic. Not just how good it looks, but how cool the tale is.

Wow. The Big Boss is really the BIG Boss.

When intimidating his underlings, I wonder if he ever says "I eat small fry like you for breakfast. Literally!"

I've never seen a more perfect embodiment to "I literally can't even."

Under what CATegory do you CATalog him?

One thing about that is, if you're interested in management or a full-time commission sales role or hoping to go into the back of a store for inventory control, how would they know unless you tell them "In a few years, I'd like to be working towards an XYZ role?"

I always answered "I'd still like to be doing what I'm doing--designing products--but with more challenges and responsibility if my experience and results warrant it." It was clear that I DIDN'T want to be on a management track, but DID want to be the "Go To Guy" for stuff that was tricky to accomplish. But nobody knows unless you tell 'em.

He was banned for wise cracks?

There was an episode of Night Gallery (1970s Rod Serling follow-up to Twilight Zone) where he played a hippy that got killed, and thought he was going to Hell and it was gonna be so cool with torture and flames and whips. But he was stuck in a room with a few people who were all square, uncool, and boring. I think you can foresee the "twist ending."

'at's bleedin' roight, innit?

Guaranteed to anger my wife.

Huh. I guess they don't have any little kids such that she can officially be the Au Pair as a reason to be in the household.

I guess that what you do is to congratulate your friends, because you're happy for them in that they're doing something that they want and like. IOW, sharing their joy.

This sourpuss seems to be railing against congratulating strangers on their having kids. I suppose that's understandable, but who's telling you to congratulate people you don't know? Strangers online?

But, given that's from the r/childfree sub, the poster is probably just a crank.

Possibilities for the metal box fixing RADAR device:
=Bad ground in setup, which gets fixed with metal box grounding thing that needs it
-Metal box shields sensitive circuit from spurious electromagnetic interference generated from RADAR circuit
-Actual magic

How many "young 'uns" hear that and think "Maybe I should consider the greater wisdom and worldly experience that my parents have," vs. "They're keeping me from having fun and doing what I want! My parents are RUINING MY LIFE!!"

We're worried about livestock's contribution to climate change, meanwhile China is burning so much coal that they exceed the rest of the world combined in emissions. The smog is so bad that in scenic areas where people used to take a touristy photo with something memorable in the background, they have a giant picture of the old scenic background because you can't see through the pollution any more.

People who think that owning rental property is "passive" income.